Shelby Jule
Evil Overlord, creator and CEO of the Berty.
I was born in June.
literally. that isn't some kind of metaphor. Don't overthink it. I was reborn in January of 2022 when The Berty officially launched to the public. (I chose January for tax reasons and nothing else look no further into this.)
Here are some photos. If they don't make sense you can email me. I probably won't explain them.
A brief history
I never went to jail. I did go to public school though, so I did my time. I think I turned out all right, my dog turned out better. She didn't go to college.
I bought my first full-sized bed not long ago. I went to target to get sheets and such that would fit it. I didn't notice until leaving everything I picked was from the children's section. I also didn't put it back.
If you really want to know me I review movies on Rotten Tomatoes. Best look soon. I'm on the verge of boycotting it. One more 404 page and I'm burning all my bridges.